We know what you're thinking - isn't it supposed to be Ugly Christmas Sweaters? What's all this about Sweatshirts? Well, have you worn a sweater recently? Didn't think so. You're just like us, you know all the problems that plague even the most discerning sweater wearer.
- You're going to have the dirtiest Ugly Christmas Sweater at the party, because we both know you won't wash or dry it with the special care that's needed for sweaters.
- Just like your yoga teacher, they stretch out, and never regain their shape / size
- And for all of the problems these sweaters present, they're also Expensive!
- Ugly Christmas Sweaters are as itchy as Clint Eastwoods trigger finger
- To quote Marty McFly, sweaters are "Heavy"
- Want to destroy your sweater? Have someone hold a loose thread while you walk away (Thanks for that one, Weezer!)