I know what you're thinking - isn't it supposed to be Ugly Christmas Sweaters? What's all this about Sweatshirts? Well, have you worn a sweater recently? Didn't think so. You're just like us, you know all the problems that plague even the most discerning sweater wearer:
Ugly Christmas Sweaters are as itchy as Clint Eastwoods trigger finger
To quote Marty McFly, sweaters are "Heavy"
Just like your yoga teacher, they stretch out, and never regain their shape / size
Want to destroy your sweater? Have someone hold a loose thread while you walk away (Thanks for that one, Weezer!)
You're going to have the dirtiest Ugly Christmas Sweater at the party, because we both know you won't wash or dry it with the special care that's needed for sweaters.
And for all of the problems these sweaters present, they're also Expensive!
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